Hold onto your lanyards… a mystic moment is approaching! 🔮🪄
Meet Madam Chalkboard – part clairvoyant, part classroom warrior, full-time supplier of cosmic classroom wisdom 🌟📚. She’s been reading the stars (and the staffroom tea leaves 🍵) to bring YOU the educators’ horoscope you never knew you needed ✏️🧙♀️.
Will Mercury in detention retrograde finally explain Year 9’s behavior? 🪐😵💫
Will a surprise SLT walk-in align with your coffee break? ☕🕵️♂️
Only Madam Chalkboard knows… 🧘♀️✨
Stay tuned, brave educators… your fate awaits. 🌠📖
